Bell Thai Restaurant Robbery

I read an article on a restaurant in London, England. This article was a deluxe food review on a restaurant that appeared like a home. It felt cozy in there the customers claimed. "Like walking into a strangers home and given food". Oh i like zat. This is the type of article i would like to do because it is crucial. what we eat is more important than our education! It is important that the residents of Bell, California know of the restaurants in the vicinity. One of my victims for a review is a little corner store in the swap meet. This restaurant is known as the Bell Thai Restaurant. i have dined there once with my mate and i got some chow mein, but that's besides the point. Gather around children for a story i shall tell, I will reserve a table and walk in with my assistant Pedro Martinez in suits. We shall adress ourselves as reporters of the bell chimes and demand free food for examination. Pedro will do the talking i'll do the eating.